I ABSOLUTELY Hate My Mother?

What do I do to tell her that she needs to respect me? She does things like:

- Farts in my face because she thinks it's funny
- Grabs my cat when he's just relaxing on my bed with me
- Tells me I need to watch what I eat (I'm really thin)
- Wants to be perfect at EVERYTHING but she's not
- Thinks that as long as she looks good, what else matters?
- Judges everyone (including people she doesn't know!)
- Says that I'm a baby and need to grow up
- When I do something good, she brags about me
- When I make mistakes, she laughs at me or says I shouldn't make mistakes
- When I ask her to apologize, she laughs and says "Oh yeah, I'm SO sorry"

UGH What do I TELL HER? I hate her so much honestly if she got a disease where she couldn't talk or move, I wouldn't care. AT ALL. That's how much I hate her. Please what do I do?

noone is perfect, just be thankful you still have your mother around, not everyone does, myself included

Just tell her how you feel. Thats all it takes. If she still doesnt listen. Be perfect on your side, dont think ill about her. Just go out, be with friends more and get a job and grow yourself of what you want to be.

Okay, well first of all, no one hates their mother. How old are you? It's okay that when you do something good she brags. All moms do it. But farts in your face? That's uncalled for. Next time she does it, say "Mom, can you please stop doing that?" When she grabs your cat say "Can you return him soon? I'd like to play with him." When she tells you to watch what you eat answer with sarcasm like "Mom. I weigh 2 pounds."
You can't do anything about the next 2. If she judges someone badly say "Mom, you have to know the person before you judge them."
Say " Mom, I'm actually (insert age here)"
Say "Mom, making mistakes is a part of life. Dodging mistakes is like dodging the sky. It's impossible."
Say, "You will be sorry one day, when i don't come home." You have to say this one seriously thogh.