the story of the coolest geek ever

so there was once this super lame nerd named Val Mendelson**
he used to work on computers, slaving day in and day out to get all the information he could get so that he could be the worlds greatest computer guy. he didnt even notice how awesome he really was, girls crushed on him all the time, but i mean you cant talk to a super lame nerd!!! so Mr.Mendelson began to learn the art of graphic designing and web design. he began to create websites such as Lara Air, Final Touch...created a Sophmore School Website and finally created the worlds most AMAZING advice site named Jamrie.com.
after that, he exploded...everyone knew him..everyone wanted him...he was the "it"geek. girls fell at his feet,but of course he is too good for all of them!!!
but then of course he met the coolest girl ever named Vicky Anderson**who happens to be talentless but super duper smart and so like him and her began talking and now they are the bestest friends ever...so yea...ha
lol

**names hid for privacy purposes lol...wait, you know who you are and um, wait till the next bet